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As well as her work with the police Diane writes regular columns for magazines such as 'Marketing' and 'Legal Week' and offers a range of lively interactive talks that can be mixed and matched according to the occasion.

A personality profiler with a sense of humour and a fund of anecdotes to curl the straightest hair! Diane’s work ranges from ‘helping the police with their enquiries’ to assisting with putting of the right person into the right job. She writes regular columns for magazines such as 'Marketing' and 'Legal Week' and offers a range of lively interactive talks that can be mixed and matched according to the occasion.
[1] 'GRAPHOLOGY OR KIDOLOGY? ' An introduction to the fascinating subject of graphology ...the science of personality assessment via the analysis of writing. An utterly fascinating talk and an opportunity for every member of the audience to take a look at what their own writing reveals.

[2] 'RIGHT BRAIN/LEFT BRAIN?' An amazing lecture during which every member of the audience builds up an accurate profile of their natural strengths and weaknesses. A presentation designed to help participants kick-start the creative side of their thinking. Hilarious antics plus inspiring revelations.

[3] 'GETTING A GRIP!' A three pronged attack on that insidious enemy STRESS. Designed to help each member of the audience turn stress into motivation by utilising some fascinating techniques! Some intriguing giveaways for every member of the audience.

[4] 'DISCOVER YOUR EMOTIONAL IQ AND WHY IT MATTERS' Scoring highly in IQ tests is no guarantee of success ...indeed there are many highly successful individuals for whom IQ testing is nothing more than a bout of confusion ...this fascinating talk explores the REAL secrets of success.

[5] 'ONE, TWO, THREE....TESTING!' In this age of apparently endless testing to find out who (and in some cases what) we are, perhaps the question that needs to be asked is just who is(if anyone) testing the tests? The audience is taken through a battery of tests and assessments ranging between the proven to the improbable. This is a (relatively) painless way to discover how well you are likely to survive if required to negotiate the testing minefields!

[6] 'OODLES OF DOODLES ' Every member of the audience fills out a doodle sheet .. and then discovers just how much they have revealed about EVERY aspect of their lives! [OHP optional]

[7] 'FORTUNE TELLING, MIND READING, SALESMANSHIP OR SPIN DOCTORING' Just how easily can you be hoodwinked? An absolute mind boggling demonstration of just how easily it is for even the most intelligent and sceptical person to be convinced that black is white!

[8] 'THE CRIMINAL TENDENCIES REVEALED IN YOUR WRITING! 'The ultimate opportunity to confirm all your worst fears and suspicions.

[9] 'I NEARLY DIED!!!' 'A real MUST for aspiring speakers! From an event in Harrogate [no less] where two of the audience spent an active half hour under their table to finding the door of the venue locked with me outside in the rain and the audience inside in the dry (wondering what had happened to the speaker!) Plus such nuggets how not to cope in a hostage situation and how it feels to lecture to a room full of convicted psychopaths.... before you embark on a career as speaker this is the one talk you should not miss!

[10] ENTERTAINMENT FOR AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON, FULL DAY OR EVENING .... Hours of unsurpassable insights and humour as the audience are taken on a leisurely stroll through the landscapes of their own minds - with some fascinating and unforgettable detours. Punctuated by laughter and gasps of surprise, each member of the audience gets to know the most fascinating person in the world .. themselves!!! A combination of any or all of the above talks. ]

[11] A TALK TAILORED ESPECIALLY TO YOUR EVENT ....we ask you to complete a simple questionnaire and Diane will design a presentation to suit your needs.
Diane Simpson at Thespeakersagency.com

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